The Fan Club Opener

The Fan Club Opener (Thundercat, "Art of Approaching")
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This is one where you paint your target as your ultimate fan who borderlines
on stalking you. This works best for women who are by themselves, or when
youíve isolated a woman into talking to you by herself.

You: ìHey, you like music?î
Her: ìYeah.î
You: ìIíve always wanted to be a musician. What kind of music you like?î
Her: blah, blah
You: ìYeah, me too! Iíd be the most famous <her favorite type of music> musician ever!
      And you, you can be the president of my fan club. Itíd be great.
      You could follow me around asking for my autograph, tell everyone how sexy I am, and no matter what I do, you can act like itís the greatest thing youíve ever seen! But the minute you start following me to my home and asking to have my baby is the minute I have to fire you, so you better be good and just admire me from afar.î

You can create variations of this opener to be a ìmovieî star or a ìsportsî star or
what have you, but you basically want to cast yourself as someone of immense value,
and your target as someone who is obsessed with you. Itís a fun way to instantly
create interest within your target. Even if she doesnít go along with it, itíll set
the stage for further interactions.

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