PVC Devil Outfit Routine

PVC Devil Outfit Routine (TylerDurden)
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"Oh, you're getting fiesty huh?  You know what I would do with you?  I would
dress you up.... in a red.. PVC... *devil* outfit.. You'd have little horns
like this... and a tail.. bitch boots, and..... a pitch fork.  Now your friend
here.. I'd dress her up in a similar angel outfit.. with wings.. and a fur
halo.. and I'd roll with you guys on each arm down the street.. Every girl
would be jealous of you.. And whenever I'd have to make a decision.. I'd let
each of you fight over which decision is the most fun.. and whatever one would
be the most fun.. we'd do that."  (the periods are to show the pacing, because
they roll over laughing in between every pause)

I've also occassionally been known to follow up with variations of things I
heard from Style, like "Actually forget that.. I'd dress you up like a nun..
and me like a priest.. and we'd go into a church and to freak everyone out we'd
just start making out.. actually fuck that, you're my little sister!  that's
disgusting!  what are you doing to me!?  Girls are sexual predators, you know
that.. you're doing (whatever she's doing) and you think you're all covert..
but I know this.. Girls are sexual predators.. (sexual predator routine
stuff)."

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I use this stuff early in set, or later on in set before I'm about to move
them, and its to implant the idea of rolling on each arm, and then I throw out
my arms and they jump on like magnets.

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