Psycho Driver

Psycho Driver DHV (Tommy W)
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"So i'm talking to this girl that i JUST met in the parking lot of my
university.  We happen to be next to her car and we've been chatting for less
than _2_ minutes when she turns to me and says "it's kinda cold... do you mind
if we get inside my car and talk?" Like i had JUST met this girl, so i'm like
"ummmm... ok... i . guess . we . could do that" Little did i know, this chick
turned out to be a complete !PSYCHO!... So we get inside her car to "talk"..
and in the next 15 seconds.. you know what she does?? .. She puts it in reverse
and backs out!! And then she starts driving it down the road, and i'm thinking
"!Psycho!"... ok, so the first thing that came to mind was ... "I'M GOING TO
DIE!" ... the second thing that came to mind ..... "maybe we're going to do
something kinky [finger on chin and a sly smile]" ... the third thing that came
to mind .. "No, this is my last chance to live b/c i'm going to be lying dead
in a ditch in 15 minutes!"

As a follow-up, i sometimes add "and i made her stop the car and i was like
"LATER!!" and i got the FUCK out of that situation"  --> this might
subcommunicate a willingness to walk.

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