Kissing Games

Kissing Games (Magnus)
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I'd like to develop this into a late game routine for once you are kissing the girl. I was challenging her to come up with different types of kisses, discussing them, and obviously, demonstrating. Whoever comes up with the most different kisses wins, but the next girl I run this on won't have compared notes with other people on the internet :)

HOLLYWOOD KISS
Turn the girl slightly to the side, in front of you, and put one arm round her waist in front of her and reach behind, and then the other hand behind her head as you push her over backwards with your lips.

NEIGHBOURS KISS
If anyone ever watched neighbours, all the teenagers used to fake tongue kissing, without tongues. Basically, kiss with your mouth open but no tongue, it's weird, and makes girls laugh.

PUPPY-DOG KISS
Lick like a puppy, over her tongue and inside her mouth.

WASHING MACHINE KISS
This was hers, round and round, monotonous.

RASPBERRY KISS
Blow a raspberry on her lips instead of a kiss.

BITE KISS
Bite her top or bottom lip, and don't let go. At all. Even when she says the joke is over.

DEEP BREATH KISS
Kiss just on the lips, but both take a huge deep breath at the same time, the oxygen rush gives you a brief natural high.

Needless to say I won. I think this is good DHV, shows you are imaginative, and like the Three Smiles routine, it's the sort of thing girls remember and tell their friends about.

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