Jealous GF Opener
Jealous GF Opener (Style)
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This is an opener I made up and have been using. It is FIELD TESTED so
MANY times. And, IMHO, it is gold. Why is it gold? Because not only
does it open but, for newbies here, it gets the girls talking for a
good ten minutes. I love this opener, and it almost pains me to set it
loose on the world. But at the same time if something is good and
effective, it pains me not to share it here. So please, the T&T
section has been pretty weak these days: share what's working for you!
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Anyway, the Jealous Girlfriend Opener works best in groups with more
than one woman.
And, people like Rio should especially LOVE this, because not only
does it open, but it screens. You will quickly see by the responses
who in this group you want to avoid.
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Style: Hey guys, let me get your opinion on something. I'm trying to
give my friend over there advice, but we're just a bunch of guys
and not qualified to comment on these matters.
HBs: What?
Style: Okay, see Wing over there. Well, he has been dating a girl for
three months. And she just moved in with him. Now, this is a two
part question. So, imagine you've been dating someone for three
months. And he is still friends with his old girlfriend from
college. How do you feel about that?
HBs: blah blah blah are they just friends blah blah blah
Style: Yes, they're JUST friends. There's nothing else going on. They
talk like once a week at most.
HBs: I think it's fine/I don't think they should be talking/whatever
Style: Okay, now let's say that he has a drawer in his apartment. And
in that drawer he keeps all of his old photographs and letters.
Now, some of those letters happen to be from ex'es and some of
the photographs happen to be with ex'es.
HBs: blah blah blah concerned comment blah blah question
Style: It's not like he ever looks at them. They are just there, like
old souvenirs and memories of his past.
HBs: I think it's fine/I think he should put them away in a closet/He
should destroy them/whatever
Style: Okay, the reason I'm asking is because WING's girlfriend says
doesn't want him to talk to his ex from college at all. She wants
him to cut it off completely. And she wants him to destroy all of
his old photos and letters from ex'es. She says it's just holding
onto the past, and he should let go of it now. Personally, I thought
it was extreme and a bit insecure. But what do I know. I'm a guy.
And, as we all know, guys think differently from girls...
From here, you can transition into Maddash's Romance Novel routine if
you want or the opener about how men and women think differently..
It's a great opener because:
A. Women love talking about relationships.
B. You can neg them when they get all excited to talk about it and say
things like, "Oh my God, it's like the View here" (great line to use
anyway).
C. It can last a good 15 minutes as they all chime in. (If guys are
there, I usually say, "What the hell, let's get your opinion too.")
D. You screen out the jealous psychos who think your friend should not
talk to his ex and destroy his old photos. You'd be surprised how much
the answers tell you about the girls in the set.
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This is an opener I made up and have been using. It is FIELD TESTED so
MANY times. And, IMHO, it is gold. Why is it gold? Because not only
does it open but, for newbies here, it gets the girls talking for a
good ten minutes. I love this opener, and it almost pains me to set it
loose on the world. But at the same time if something is good and
effective, it pains me not to share it here. So please, the T&T
section has been pretty weak these days: share what's working for you!
---
Anyway, the Jealous Girlfriend Opener works best in groups with more
than one woman.
And, people like Rio should especially LOVE this, because not only
does it open, but it screens. You will quickly see by the responses
who in this group you want to avoid.
---
Style: Hey guys, let me get your opinion on something. I'm trying to
give my friend over there advice, but we're just a bunch of guys
and not qualified to comment on these matters.
HBs: What?
Style: Okay, see Wing over there. Well, he has been dating a girl for
three months. And she just moved in with him. Now, this is a two
part question. So, imagine you've been dating someone for three
months. And he is still friends with his old girlfriend from
college. How do you feel about that?
HBs: blah blah blah are they just friends blah blah blah
Style: Yes, they're JUST friends. There's nothing else going on. They
talk like once a week at most.
HBs: I think it's fine/I don't think they should be talking/whatever
Style: Okay, now let's say that he has a drawer in his apartment. And
in that drawer he keeps all of his old photographs and letters.
Now, some of those letters happen to be from ex'es and some of
the photographs happen to be with ex'es.
HBs: blah blah blah concerned comment blah blah question
Style: It's not like he ever looks at them. They are just there, like
old souvenirs and memories of his past.
HBs: I think it's fine/I think he should put them away in a closet/He
should destroy them/whatever
Style: Okay, the reason I'm asking is because WING's girlfriend says
doesn't want him to talk to his ex from college at all. She wants
him to cut it off completely. And she wants him to destroy all of
his old photos and letters from ex'es. She says it's just holding
onto the past, and he should let go of it now. Personally, I thought
it was extreme and a bit insecure. But what do I know. I'm a guy.
And, as we all know, guys think differently from girls...
From here, you can transition into Maddash's Romance Novel routine if
you want or the opener about how men and women think differently..
It's a great opener because:
A. Women love talking about relationships.
B. You can neg them when they get all excited to talk about it and say
things like, "Oh my God, it's like the View here" (great line to use
anyway).
C. It can last a good 15 minutes as they all chime in. (If guys are
there, I usually say, "What the hell, let's get your opinion too.")
D. You screen out the jealous psychos who think your friend should not
talk to his ex and destroy his old photos. You'd be surprised how much
the answers tell you about the girls in the set.
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