Jealous Boyfriend Routine

Jealous Boyfriend Routine (ZenDragon)
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Everytime when I'm talking to a girl. Another guy waves to her, or comes over
to give her a hug, or comes over to chat with her briefly. I would say to the
girl...

"hey is that your jealous boyfriend?"
"good, 'cause last week I was at this bar, a jealous boyfriend saw his
girlfriend talking to me and tried to start a fight with me..."

This will

1) Indirectly demonstrate social proof
2) reveal her relationship with the guy
3) get her to qualify herself by telling you "oh no he's cool" "oh no he
doesn't care" "oh no we're just friends" "oh no, i don't know him that well"
4) frame that guy as a 'jealous type' in case he's an AMOG who may CB you later
5) open up another interesting conversation thread.
6) Moving the 2 of you in the frame of "since he's not the jealous boyfriend,
we can do more intimate things together"

On Friday I chatted up this girl who sat next to me on a couch, after a few
minutes, a guy came over and sat next to her on the other side. I ran the
"jealous boyfriend" routine, she said "no he's fine". I said "cool, what if we
cuddle? will he get jealous then?" she laughed and said "no he won't". We
started cuddling. She followed me around for the rest of the night and
eventually email closed me in front of her REAL boyfriend.

Now in hindsight, while we were cuddling, I should also have said "what if we
kiss? will he be jealous THEN?" to see if she'd go for it right there and then.

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