I stole a girls girlfriend

I stole a girls girlfriend (dahunter)
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You know the weirdest thing happened to me today, and i need your opinion on this... (not an opener)

When i lived alone, i threw this party in my house, all my friends came, we even had this cool fog machine that made it really cool...
So as the party is going, two cute girls came in, but they were like holding hands and giggly over each other... I didn`t think much of it there. Ok, so later in the party i start talking with one of these girls and we really hit it off, like when you feel like you`ve known someone for a long time...
So the next day she surprised me by showing up at my house, and you know... we started hanging out together.

But there was always something strange... whenever she was at my house, someone would call her on the phone and she`d be like, "yeah... sorry i`ll be home tonight don`t worry". I thought it was like her parents or something like that.

Until one day i get this phone call and in a girls voice someone says "you`d better stay away from Tatiana or i`ll send someone to beat you up". I just couldn`t believe it. It seemed that this girl had been going out with her girlfriend and she found out about me and went postal.

But now, after we broke up like 5 months ago she calls me today and she says that she wants to see me again. What would you do?

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