I love you opener

I Love You Opener (Tyler Durden?)
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(I don't always open with this, but more often use EARLY in the sarge.. it
conveys that you are willing to lie to her to get down her pants, which she
will LOVE, since it makes you look like a jerk and a scoundrel.. *remember*
that this is DISTINCT from telling a girl on a first serious date that you love
her, which is SERIOUS.. this is much more like a C&F frame, where you're saying
you love her when you've not even met.. so you look very jerk-ish..)

PUA: I love you..

HB: hahahaha.. yeah right!!

PUA: what?? whaaat? I'm serious, I want to marry you.. I love you so much!!

HB: hahahahha.. yeah right!!!

PUA: I do.. I swear! Close your eyes.. I want to show you something..

HB: noooo way!!

PUA: OMG I'm so embarressed.. you're making me so shy!! I told you that I loved you, and totally revealed all my emotions,
 and you're stomping all over them like a little ant hill!! (make PUPPY DOG faces, so you look SOOO CUTE..)

HB: OMG I'm soooo sorry.. I totally love you.. here.. (closes her eyes)

PUA: (now KISS the chick while her eyes are closed)

HB: hahahahahhaha.. OMG you jerk!!

PUA: yeah.. so what do you like so much about jerks?? ;)

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