Heaven / Hell Routine

Heaven/Hell routine (HelmutS)
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I found myself using this a lot after TD's "PVC-Devil" Routine. If not, then I often enter it by disqualifying her from "going to heaven" because she's such an evil chick... then it goes like:

"You know, actually I wouldn't want to go to heaven myself. I mean, think about it, where are all the Rockstars, the Models, the Party Girls, the Porno Actors going to end up after their death? Yeah, right, in hell. So, while above you're going to sit on a cloud, playing harp and flirting with Mother Theresa at best, down there there's going to be some HOT party going on, scantily-clad chicks and lots of Barbeque..."

I use this to set the frame for them that you want "bad girls" not "nice girls" and that you want party, not sainthood. Neodes actually prefaced it once by saying "ya know, we're angels, we got thrown out of heaven for some stupid shit Helmut did (start a little busting wing/wing), and we got to do three more good deeds for getting our wings back so we can get up there again. But actually we dont want...bla bla bla...

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