Baby Rabbitsicles Routine

BABY RABBITSICLES (Magnus)
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That's not the worst dead-rabbit story though... This ONE TIME... My other
bro had just got these two rabbits. Now they came from the rabbits home,
and were supposed to be two girls... but it turned out one of them got
pregnant. So we're just about to go out for the day when my bro is feeding
and watering them, and he comes running in... there are 5 baby rabbits in
the hutch. Unfortunately they were all dead by the time we found them. We
decided we'd bury them in the back garden, but because we were going out...
we didn't want to do it right then. So; and you'll have to appreciate I was
too young to realise how bad and wrong this was; my mum decides to wrap them
up and freeze them. I don't know why. The thing is, after our day out, we
were so tired... we didn't have time for a rabbit funeral, and just went
straight to bed. Then it was school and work the next day, so these rabbits
just stayed in the freezer, until Dad found them while looking for something
to eat and threw them in the bin.

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