Steal a kiss routine

STEAL A KISS ROUTINE (author?)
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PUA: (does trick or tells story - whatever)
HBs: more more.. that was cool, do MORE!!
PUA: Fuck, typical woman... "more.. more!!" (said in troll imitating voice)
HBs: hey!  we want more..
PUA: ok you want more.. I've got ONE more, just for YOU..
HBs: ok..
PUA: ok, do you understand VISUALIZATION??
HBs: yeah..
PUA: ok, are you intuitive?
HBs: uhuh..
PUA: yes?
HBs: yeah
PUA: yes?
HBs: yes.
PUA: are you intelligent?
HBs: yes.
PUA: are you imaginative?
HBs: yes.
PUA: ok.. close your eyes, and I want you to visualize a kiss..
HBs: HEY.. HEEEEY!! We KNOW what you're doing..
PUA: OK.. whatever.. (turn back on them, and sit there)
HBs: no no no.. ok we'll do it, we'll do it..
PUA: OK, close your eyes..
HBs: you're not going to kiss us are you??
PUA: WTF?? Look I don't know what FANTASIES you have, but I'm just doing
VISUALIZATION tricks here..
HBs: ok.. (close their eyes)
PUA: (KISS the chicks.. both you and your wing, or just you if you're solo)
HBs: hahahhahahahha.. HEEEEY... you promised!!!
PUA: NICE!!! (high-five your wing, or any guy around you, or her friends).. She
likes me!!
HBs: hahahahah..
PUA: nice.. I got what I want.. peace!!! (start to leave)
HBs: hey!! HEY!! come back!!
PUA: hahahah.. ok get this......

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