Seattle GF Opener

Seattle GF Opener (Tyler Durden)
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"Hey guys, I need an opinion.  My friend met this girl in Seattle, and they
really hit it off.  They wound up hooking up on the first night, and he even
hung out with her in L.A. over the next week.  So he's up visiting her in
Seattle last week, and they're out on a walk.  He takes a few pictures of them
together.  Like really cute ones with them together.  Some of them they're just
hanging out, and a few of them they're like kissing or whatever while they're
out walking.  Anyway, the next morning he wakes up, and checks his camera.  He
looks at the pictures, and he sees that she's woken up before him and gone into
it and deleted the pictures where they're kissing, and left the ones where
they're just hanging out.  He goes to her and says 'Are you psycho?  Why are
you going into my camera?'  She says its because she thought she looked bad in
the pictures, and didn't want him to have them.  But he can't figure out if
she's psycho or if its legit that for girls they just hate having pictures out
there where she doesn't look good.  He just really liked them because he likes
her and doesn't judge the pics like that."

The girls will either say:

"It's totally natural.  I hate it when pictures make me look bad, especially
with a digital camera where you can just delete them and take more." (They also
sometimes say "But he's only known her a few months.  I wouldn't do that on a
guy I just met.")

-or-

"She has a boyfriend!"

Your immediate reply would be "He doesn't care about that.  He's busy.  He just
doesn't want her deleting his pics! :)"

P.S.: I like encoporating romantic stories about people hooking up the first
night they met because they hit it off really well, so as to demonstrate to the
girl that you aren't judgemental about people being spontaneous.