Openers
Photo Opener:
Me: Hi! How about a photo?
Her: Yes, ok.
Me: Of me and my friend!
Her: Uhhh, ok (She thought I'd want a pic of her cause she thinks she's
SOO HOT)
Me: Just press this button....
She takes the pic
I look at the pic and tell her: You made that very well, so we take
another one of you and me, ok?
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Do you think that Eminem is hot?
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DENTAL FLOSS (Style and Mystery)
Hey guys, I need to get your opinion on something. It's very important, and we
need a woman's perspective. It's a matter of life and death.. My friend and I
were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life....
Do you brush before floss or floss before brush? No one knowsÖ
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EXPENSIVE CLOTHES (TylerDurden)
"Hey guys, I need a female opinion... we were just Saks today, and there were
all these 600$ collared tee-shirtsÖ when chicks see guys wearing 6bill shirts
like that, do they think its classy or try-hard?" (Thatís the skeleton
obviously use your own speaking mannerisms)Ö
Then you can use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them, using
all the usual stuff.
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JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND (Style)
ìHey guys, I need a female perspective on something. Thisíll only take a
minute. My roommateís girlfriend just found a shoebox he keeps hidden in a
dresser drawer, and sheís really upset about it.
Itís nothing bad, just pictures of him and ex-girlfriends on vacation and old
love letters he got in high school and stuff. But for some reason his
girlfriend is freaking out about this and wants him to get rid of it or sheís
threatening to break up with him.
Is this normal female behavior?î
So now she wants him to burn the box or sheís leaving him, isnít that fucked
up??
(girls get ridiculously into this opener and it helps if you tease them for it)
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WHEEL CHAIR (Ace/Papa)
Would you date a guy in a wheel chair?
(blah blah blah) if she says no say What if it was a really cool wheel chair?
"What if it was a really old wheel chair with a squeaky wheel?"
"You know with bits falling off it. If it was rusty would it come between you
both?"
If she says yes set it up for who lies moreÖor
"What if the guy was suddenly cured by *Jesus*...would you lose interest?"
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WHO LIES MORE (Chris Rock version)
Hey guys, I need a female opinionÖ who lies more Guys or Girls??.......... The
way I see it guys tell the small lies like ìyouíre ass doesnít look fat in
those pantsî but girlsÖ they tell the big ones... like... ìIts your baby!î
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TIME CONSTRAINT TEST
"Haha - interesting shirt!!!" (point and laugh)
(7 sec BACKTURN - turn slowly back until sideways)
"Hmm... you seem in touch with your emotions! I'm leaving, but I'd love to get
an opinion from you first.. If we are together.. is it ok for me to meet my ex
once a week?"
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AMOGing
AMOG: Hey girls whats up (or whatever)
PUA: Hey dude dude (putting hands up like you give up).
I will pay you a HUNDRED dollars right now, to take these girls away from me.
(Girls will go "no no no... we love you PUA.. noooooo"
and giggle and crawl on you.. Again, immediately deflating to the guy)
AMOG: Hey girls what's up (or whatever)
PUA: Dude, OMG that shirt is AWESOME.. I had one just like it in highschool,
it fucking rocks man.. Having a good time in London man.. It's awesome huh?
Dude you're like the coolest guy I met all night.. (patting him on the shoulder)
AMOG: (showing signs that he wants to fight)
PUA: hahah, dude, are you like trying to pick a fight with me? hahahha..
ok ok hold up hold up.. wait a sec, we'll do even better.. first...
we'll have an armwrestling competition.. then second..
we'll do one armed pushups.. and last..... POSE-DOWN!!
AMOG: Hey man.. keep talking.. no no, let's hear your pitch man..
pick these girls up man, you're doing awesome.
PUA: Hey, you know I've gotta try to impress you COOL
(x-city, x-dressed, x-whateverquality) guys.. You guys fucking ROCK.(cut him
down on whatever limited amount of knowledge you have of him, even if its not
relevant whatsoever, he'll feel uncomfortable and his bodylanguage will show it)
AMOG: (starts touching you to show dominance)
PUA: hahhaha, DUUUUDE, I'm not into guys man... dude, there's club-gay-whatever
over there man.. hands off the merchandise buddy (girls laugh at him,
then he starts qualifying himself to you that he's not gay)
AMOG: (gets in your face)
PUA: dude, you're an alphamale..
AMOG: what's that..
PUA: you know, like the leader of the pack.. you call the shots..
you can put your hands on guys you don't know, cause you're alpha..
(fucks up his whole 'look cool' game, because you've characterized
all his manneurisms, so anything he does to look alpha makes him appear
to be qualifying himself too you.. if he continues, just say "see... alphamale..
whoa tiger, I can't mess")
AMOG: (gets in your face)
PUA: (don't answer.. just SIT there quiet.. the more he says stuff to you,
the more he's TRYING.. talking too long without an answer is QUALIFYING yourself..
so if he keeps trying to out-alpha you, and you don't answer, eventually he
looks beta because he tried too hard to get your attention.. another trick is to
make "let's get out of here" girlcode with your eyes to the girls
(mimmick what they do to eachother when you do a bad set), and
they'll leave with you
AMOG: fight blah blah..
PUA: guy man, these chicks just told me that they dig you like so bad..
you don't have to fight to prove yourself to them..
they think you're an alphamale dude.. you don't need to try so HARD man..
just BE REAL..
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Negs
Aww.. nice teeth! Are they real?
Aww.. nice hair!!! Is it real? (pull) Hey it moved! ... Wow..
You are pretty.. you could have been a model.. if slightly taller.. and slimmer..
Wow nice hair! is it real? ... Well its nice anyways.
Wow, nice nails, are they real?... Well they're nice anyways
Hey, look you got some lint by your shoulders
Aww, you nose wiggles when you talk.
Aww, you blinking alot when you tlak hey
Aww, you just spat at me.
Wow, were you a hand model?
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Me: Hi! How about a photo?
Her: Yes, ok.
Me: Of me and my friend!
Her: Uhhh, ok (She thought I'd want a pic of her cause she thinks she's
SOO HOT)
Me: Just press this button....
She takes the pic
I look at the pic and tell her: You made that very well, so we take
another one of you and me, ok?
--------------------
Do you think that Eminem is hot?
--------------------
DENTAL FLOSS (Style and Mystery)
Hey guys, I need to get your opinion on something. It's very important, and we
need a woman's perspective. It's a matter of life and death.. My friend and I
were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life....
Do you brush before floss or floss before brush? No one knowsÖ
---------------------
EXPENSIVE CLOTHES (TylerDurden)
"Hey guys, I need a female opinion... we were just Saks today, and there were
all these 600$ collared tee-shirtsÖ when chicks see guys wearing 6bill shirts
like that, do they think its classy or try-hard?" (Thatís the skeleton
obviously use your own speaking mannerisms)Ö
Then you can use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them, using
all the usual stuff.
----------------------
JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND (Style)
ìHey guys, I need a female perspective on something. Thisíll only take a
minute. My roommateís girlfriend just found a shoebox he keeps hidden in a
dresser drawer, and sheís really upset about it.
Itís nothing bad, just pictures of him and ex-girlfriends on vacation and old
love letters he got in high school and stuff. But for some reason his
girlfriend is freaking out about this and wants him to get rid of it or sheís
threatening to break up with him.
Is this normal female behavior?î
So now she wants him to burn the box or sheís leaving him, isnít that fucked
up??
(girls get ridiculously into this opener and it helps if you tease them for it)
----------------------
WHEEL CHAIR (Ace/Papa)
Would you date a guy in a wheel chair?
(blah blah blah) if she says no say What if it was a really cool wheel chair?
"What if it was a really old wheel chair with a squeaky wheel?"
"You know with bits falling off it. If it was rusty would it come between you
both?"
If she says yes set it up for who lies moreÖor
"What if the guy was suddenly cured by *Jesus*...would you lose interest?"
-----------------------
WHO LIES MORE (Chris Rock version)
Hey guys, I need a female opinionÖ who lies more Guys or Girls??.......... The
way I see it guys tell the small lies like ìyouíre ass doesnít look fat in
those pantsî but girlsÖ they tell the big ones... like... ìIts your baby!î
************************
TIME CONSTRAINT TEST
"Haha - interesting shirt!!!" (point and laugh)
(7 sec BACKTURN - turn slowly back until sideways)
"Hmm... you seem in touch with your emotions! I'm leaving, but I'd love to get
an opinion from you first.. If we are together.. is it ok for me to meet my ex
once a week?"
************************
AMOGing
AMOG: Hey girls whats up (or whatever)
PUA: Hey dude dude (putting hands up like you give up).
I will pay you a HUNDRED dollars right now, to take these girls away from me.
(Girls will go "no no no... we love you PUA.. noooooo"
and giggle and crawl on you.. Again, immediately deflating to the guy)
AMOG: Hey girls what's up (or whatever)
PUA: Dude, OMG that shirt is AWESOME.. I had one just like it in highschool,
it fucking rocks man.. Having a good time in London man.. It's awesome huh?
Dude you're like the coolest guy I met all night.. (patting him on the shoulder)
AMOG: (showing signs that he wants to fight)
PUA: hahah, dude, are you like trying to pick a fight with me? hahahha..
ok ok hold up hold up.. wait a sec, we'll do even better.. first...
we'll have an armwrestling competition.. then second..
we'll do one armed pushups.. and last..... POSE-DOWN!!
AMOG: Hey man.. keep talking.. no no, let's hear your pitch man..
pick these girls up man, you're doing awesome.
PUA: Hey, you know I've gotta try to impress you COOL
(x-city, x-dressed, x-whateverquality) guys.. You guys fucking ROCK.(cut him
down on whatever limited amount of knowledge you have of him, even if its not
relevant whatsoever, he'll feel uncomfortable and his bodylanguage will show it)
AMOG: (starts touching you to show dominance)
PUA: hahhaha, DUUUUDE, I'm not into guys man... dude, there's club-gay-whatever
over there man.. hands off the merchandise buddy (girls laugh at him,
then he starts qualifying himself to you that he's not gay)
AMOG: (gets in your face)
PUA: dude, you're an alphamale..
AMOG: what's that..
PUA: you know, like the leader of the pack.. you call the shots..
you can put your hands on guys you don't know, cause you're alpha..
(fucks up his whole 'look cool' game, because you've characterized
all his manneurisms, so anything he does to look alpha makes him appear
to be qualifying himself too you.. if he continues, just say "see... alphamale..
whoa tiger, I can't mess")
AMOG: (gets in your face)
PUA: (don't answer.. just SIT there quiet.. the more he says stuff to you,
the more he's TRYING.. talking too long without an answer is QUALIFYING yourself..
so if he keeps trying to out-alpha you, and you don't answer, eventually he
looks beta because he tried too hard to get your attention.. another trick is to
make "let's get out of here" girlcode with your eyes to the girls
(mimmick what they do to eachother when you do a bad set), and
they'll leave with you
AMOG: fight blah blah..
PUA: guy man, these chicks just told me that they dig you like so bad..
you don't have to fight to prove yourself to them..
they think you're an alphamale dude.. you don't need to try so HARD man..
just BE REAL..
***********************
Negs
Aww.. nice teeth! Are they real?
Aww.. nice hair!!! Is it real? (pull) Hey it moved! ... Wow..
You are pretty.. you could have been a model.. if slightly taller.. and slimmer..
Wow nice hair! is it real? ... Well its nice anyways.
Wow, nice nails, are they real?... Well they're nice anyways
Hey, look you got some lint by your shoulders
Aww, you nose wiggles when you talk.
Aww, you blinking alot when you tlak hey
Aww, you just spat at me.
Wow, were you a hand model?
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