IVD #2: Cs vs Us
IVD #2: Cs vs Us (Style)
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This one is AWESOME if you're sarging strippers and models.
It's also completely true.
Style: Smile again for me.
HB: um, okay.
Style (to wing): See, she's a U.
HB: ????
Style: I dated a girl who wanted to be a pop star. And she had a
theory that people with U-shaped smiles were perceived as unfriendly.
And people with C-shaped smiles were perceived as friendly.
HB: So what's a U then?
Style: A U is when your teeth go straight back in your mouth (can add
"kind of like a horse" if she's a SHB). A C is when there's a big row
of pearly whites in the front. And to my ex, it was more than a
theory. She actually got her teeth surgically reshaped from a U to a C.
HB: No way.
Style: And she had me go look at pictures of like Christina Aguilera,
who is a U, and Britney Spears, who is a C. Look at the cover of Us or
any magazine, and you'll see that it's always a C smile on the cover.
From here, me and the target start inspecting the teeth of random
strangers looking for the perfect C or U. It's fun.
from Style's "Instant Interactive Value Demonstrations" post
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This one is AWESOME if you're sarging strippers and models.
It's also completely true.
Style: Smile again for me.
HB: um, okay.
Style (to wing): See, she's a U.
HB: ????
Style: I dated a girl who wanted to be a pop star. And she had a
theory that people with U-shaped smiles were perceived as unfriendly.
And people with C-shaped smiles were perceived as friendly.
HB: So what's a U then?
Style: A U is when your teeth go straight back in your mouth (can add
"kind of like a horse" if she's a SHB). A C is when there's a big row
of pearly whites in the front. And to my ex, it was more than a
theory. She actually got her teeth surgically reshaped from a U to a C.
HB: No way.
Style: And she had me go look at pictures of like Christina Aguilera,
who is a U, and Britney Spears, who is a C. Look at the cover of Us or
any magazine, and you'll see that it's always a C smile on the cover.
From here, me and the target start inspecting the teeth of random
strangers looking for the perfect C or U. It's fun.
from Style's "Instant Interactive Value Demonstrations" post
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