Gay Cats Routine
Gay Cats Routine (StyleChild03 and Wilder)
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Initial hook: Start the story with, "Have you ever met a gay cat?"
After this, you'll have the undivided attention of your audience.
(Wilder)
PUA: Ok, get this, my friend Sara, bought 3 cats some time ago.
I dont know what she was thinking when she bought them, but she
bought all three *male* cats. It was so funny. When I would go
to her place to visit her, I would see the cats spooning each
other, sometimes even licking each other.
HB: smiling
PUA: No Really. I told Sara "you know what, I think they're gay,
I mean not gay by birth, but maybe prison gay... you know. I mean
they havent seen a female cat in months... what are they supposed
to do" So Sara started getting freaked out, its amazing how she
never thought about it. And we decided one day that we're gonna
do something about it, coz the last thing Sara wanted were gay
cats. So we embarked on a mission to find a female cat.
HB: hehehe
PUA: And Sara had a neighbor that she really hated, he had a
female cat, so once while the guy was away, we stole it and put
it in the room with three male cats. Only God knows what happened
then.
HB: LOL!!
Punchline: "So now her neighbor's cat is knocked up. So pretty
soon I think I know where you can get your very own little gay
kitten!" (Wilder)
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> Hi Wilder,
> I like the Gay Cat Routine and think you really improved
> StyleChild's original version by adding a hook and a punchline.
> However, I don't know which character traits it conveys but
> in the thread where SC presented this routine you said you liked
> it because it "subcommunicates so many great things."
>
> What are these things?
> That you hve a girl you're just friends with?
Yes. And you're funny. And you're good at telling stories. And you're witty, coming up w/ a phrase like "prison gay," and you're fun and adventurous.
And yes, it's important to convey that you have this woman in you life consistently enuf to see her cats on a regular basis. This makes girls curious about this other woman, makes them competitive, see you as higher value, etc.
Also, so many girls are just bored. And this story, when delivered properly, shows that you can lead them out of that place of boredom.
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Initial hook: Start the story with, "Have you ever met a gay cat?"
After this, you'll have the undivided attention of your audience.
(Wilder)
PUA: Ok, get this, my friend Sara, bought 3 cats some time ago.
I dont know what she was thinking when she bought them, but she
bought all three *male* cats. It was so funny. When I would go
to her place to visit her, I would see the cats spooning each
other, sometimes even licking each other.
HB: smiling
PUA: No Really. I told Sara "you know what, I think they're gay,
I mean not gay by birth, but maybe prison gay... you know. I mean
they havent seen a female cat in months... what are they supposed
to do" So Sara started getting freaked out, its amazing how she
never thought about it. And we decided one day that we're gonna
do something about it, coz the last thing Sara wanted were gay
cats. So we embarked on a mission to find a female cat.
HB: hehehe
PUA: And Sara had a neighbor that she really hated, he had a
female cat, so once while the guy was away, we stole it and put
it in the room with three male cats. Only God knows what happened
then.
HB: LOL!!
Punchline: "So now her neighbor's cat is knocked up. So pretty
soon I think I know where you can get your very own little gay
kitten!" (Wilder)
---
> Hi Wilder,
> I like the Gay Cat Routine and think you really improved
> StyleChild's original version by adding a hook and a punchline.
> However, I don't know which character traits it conveys but
> in the thread where SC presented this routine you said you liked
> it because it "subcommunicates so many great things."
>
> What are these things?
> That you hve a girl you're just friends with?
Yes. And you're funny. And you're good at telling stories. And you're witty, coming up w/ a phrase like "prison gay," and you're fun and adventurous.
And yes, it's important to convey that you have this woman in you life consistently enuf to see her cats on a regular basis. This makes girls curious about this other woman, makes them competitive, see you as higher value, etc.
Also, so many girls are just bored. And this story, when delivered properly, shows that you can lead them out of that place of boredom.
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