EXAMPLES OF MINI-COLD-READS

EXAMPLES OF MINI-COLD-READS (Tyler Durden)
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-"you're bad"
-"oooohhhh noooo.. you guys are *trouble*"
-"you guys are the nice ones.. I can only hang with you.."
-(for when she answers that she is NOT adventurous, during Swingcat qualifying)
"yeah.. you're more quiet.. like Velma from Scoobie Doo.. you're smart,..
and you *solve mysteries*"
-"I don't know about you.. I have a x-feeling about you.."
-"there's something suspicious going on here... I'm not sure what, but I can just feel it"
-"you guys are *fiesty*.. like little powerpuff girls"
-"you are *crazzzzzy*"
-"I can't trust you guys"
-"ok, I can trust you now.. you guys are *IN*.. you're trustworthy"
-"you're my new bestfriend" (while caveman-ing her.. making the link from her
letting you grab her, to her being your new best friend.. it makes NO SENSE whatsoever,
but makes PERFECT sense to HER)
-"that-is-*awesome*.. you're gonna be my NEW GIRLFRIEND"
(after something ARBITRARY, like a line in her palm, or showing you a cool tatoo or
something equally stupid, but is somehow DERIVED from something she showed you...)
-"you guys are like crime-fighters"
-"you guys are total bad-girls"
-"you're the leader"
-"you guys are A-Crowd material" (after she says something cocky to you)
-"dude, these girls are obviously VERY adventurous"

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MORE DETAILED EXAMPLES OF THE PROCESS:
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Ask an arbitrary question.  "Do girls think that David Bowie is hot?", "Do you
think I would look good if I died my hair ALL BLONDE?", "Do you think that
spells work?", etc etc etc

REGARDLESS of her answer, PLAYFULLY-MISINTERPRET this as evidence that she is a
"bad-girl".

-"ooooohhhh nooooo... ooooohhh noooo.. you just like David Bowie because he's
total GLAM.. it's always BADGIRLS that like that.. you're bad, FOR SURE.."

-"oooh nooo.. my friend with BLONDE HAIR???  oh no, dude DO NOT listen to this
girl, SHE-IS-BAD... look at the smile on her face.. dude, she is FIESTY.. do
NOT listen to this girl.. she has bad-girl written ALL OVER HER.."

-"spells?  spells?  oh no dude, we can't talk to this girl.. she's bad..
she-is-BAD.. look at the knowing grin on her.. she knows her stuff... I don't
even KNOW what this girl could be up to.."

SAME THING when you have NOTHING to go on.. Just pick an ARBITRARY quality on
her.. Her clothes, her smile, her aloofness, WHATEVER..

-"dude, LOOK at this girl.. LOOOOOOK.. see it in her eyes??? She is BAD.."

-"oh man, LOOK at the necklace on her.. oh man, this girl is FIESTY.. she is
PLAYFUL.. she is ADVENTUROUS..  I *KNOW* girls like this.."

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